A Reader Asks About Ballroom Dancing
Dear Pretend Readers:
A curious reader asks, “My boyfriend refuses to take ballroom dancing lessons with me. How do I convince him?”
Girl, I want you to get your boyfriend right now. Go. Grab his wrist and tug him towards the computer. I’ll wait.
He there? Heeeeeey, boyfriend! What’s up, man? Listen, I got something to share with you.
If you take your lady out ballroom dancing and she gets good at it, she will have to start wearing outfits that are roughly the size of a dishtowel, as seen below:
All you gotta do, as far as I can tell, is move your feet a little bit. Also, do you know what dancers can do with a little soap and some imagination?
When you find out, you can thank me.
D-Rock! replied:
I believe you also forgot that he will apparently have to swan about in too-tight pants, wear a matching colored shirt, and a shirt that is unbuttoned to his navel. “Hi, I’m 25. I like my junk on display for all to see. My idol is a latin David Hasselhoff (sp?) and I can rotate my hips like a gyroscope. Any takers?” I don’t think anyone wants that.
June 24, 2009 at 2:58 PM. Permalink.